Is Chivalry Dead?

More than chivalry is dead. Honesty, trust, and human nature as we know it is doomed.
I'm sure that C will also be blogging about this topic after our depressing night last night.

We met up with some old high school friends for wings and beer last night- ended up having a very enlightening conversation with two of our 25 year old friends.  These are typical guys.  Both have great jobs, a house, and are very athletic and normal.  Some might say they're on the very attractive side, but I guess we just know them too well.  As much fun as they are as friends, and as hilariously retarded I think they are, they are huge scum bags. Scum of the earth dirt bags. Not that I've considered dating either of them, but I would would not even consider sending them on a date with my worse enemy-

that's how bad it was.

After hearing about the one's failed 2 month relationship with "a hot, crazy chick who was good in bed," Scum Bag 1proceded to explain that he had cheated on her with a nurse who had found out the truth. Instead of dumping his ass like she should have, she made him end the previous relationship. Scum Bag 1 has cheated in every relationship that he has had and claims that when he finds "the one" he will stop doing that. Hm...

Scum Bag 2 explained to us that he is not a scum bag, he just would rather be alone and buy himself a tv and a dog for Christmas. Plus, it's easier than deal with lying all the time.

"Why do you lie?" C asked.

Scum Bag 2 looked at her like she was nuts. Honesty in a relationship!?!? CRAZY. Scum Bag 2 is such a great guy that he once slept with a girl at his college baseball house while his girlfriend was at work bartending. He then proceded to call his girlfriend to come pick him up, puked in her car, and slept with her two hours later. Remorse? Nope, "he wasn't married."

So is that what's it's all about now? Do we have to get married to gain respect? Bullshit. Sadly, these boys are 25 and extremely immature. Even worse is that their friends are the exact same way. We got a lot of great information from Scum Bag 1 &2, and there will be much more coming on this topic.

We ended the night with this statement from Scum Bag 1:

Listen, you want me to lie to you and tell you what you wanna hear about guys? I can go to any girl and say, "wanna go to the movies, baby? You're so beautiful, I don't know what I did before you. I can play that game, too. Then I'm going to call her best friend and sleep with her; done that before."

He also told us to watch out for the following signs:

Your guy is weird about his facebook, twitter, or e-mail? Guys want their space, and sometimes it means nothing, but most of the time, it's for a reason. They have a phone password? Scum Bag 1 explains that a good cheater will explain that it's for privacy in case someone steals their phone. If they have nothing to hide, they'll have no problem with you knowing the password (but asking is just psycho). So, we pretty much lose every time.

To end this depressing post on a postive note:

Scum Bag 1 & 2 explained that 2% of guys are good. We need to find them.

Also, I just checked my google history, and there was a search for:
Is it normal for a boner to point straight up?

Wtf?

Happy Holidays!

T